As we all settle down for lunch, my colleague burp out on if the car was already here. I sprang out the phone and called Jeffery, the sales agent. I had to say the detail description of the car that I ordered before my name rang any bells. He has just too many customers. “Is the car here yet?” I noted in the northern Hokkien slang, and the reply was wait wait, I’ll check. Assuring me that he will shortly called back, I continue to pick up my spoon and started to chow in the rubbery vegetarian fried rice noodle that the cafeteria serve. The phone rang just before I had the third bite, ‘Jeffery Viva’ flashes across the screen. “The car is here!” in hokkien. “Sui” I replied and asked him when I can get the car. “If I pay on Wednesday, I can get it on Friday!” was the reply. I gave him the condition to have the car out before this weekend so that I can bring the car back for my father to get used to it a few days before the Chinese New Year traffic starts to hit Taiping. Paid him on Wednesday, with 2 cheques, as i did not have that much money in one account. Little that I realize, I have grab the wrong cheque book. On Thursay, ‘Jeffery Viva’ flashes across the phone again. “Keong Hee Huat Chai, taukay!” (in this context means congratulations!) was the reply to my hello, Perodua Feb promo give RM1k discount for the model of your car he continued. A wait worth while. Knowing perodua renew their promotion monthly, I specifically told Jeffery to register the car in Feb 1 onwards so that I could reap the February promotion.
A surprise phone call this morning, when I saw ‘Jeffery Viva’ flashing across the screen, I was excited to find out what time I could get the car today. I had plans with my wife to have lunch and collect the car. “Taukay, your cheque return!” my eyes open wide, “huh?” I exclaimed. My horror was not that I could not get the car today, but more to the fact that this would be strike 2 for a bounce cheque in the eyes of bank negara. This means I only have 1 strike left before they start to band me from opening any more chequeing account. Don’t worry, he explain, you can still collect the car today, just bring the cash, which is just in the order of a few hundred ringgit. Little did he know, I was more worried about my bounce cheque that anything else. The car has not been registered yet, even though he told me a couple of days before that the car would be registered on Friday morning. During lunch, I went to the bank and withdraw the cash and dine across the street from the car showroom. I invited Jeffery for lunch, but he was shy to accept, he was shock that I wanted to pay so fast. I told him that I didn’t want to carry cash around so much, and the minute I pass the money to him, it is his problem if he looses it and not mine, he soon accepted the reason, and the car has still yet to be registered. by 3 something, the phone rang, “Taukay, do you mind the number starts with 4?”, “Of course not la, I bought the car for my father, sure don’t want any 4 4 business”, then he said the running number is now starting with 4 and if dont want this number have to wait for Monday to register, I was ok with that, and my phone went dead from low bat. I was a little distrauted with this news, I was so excited to get the new car today, and the very thought of waiting for another couple of days just wipe the mood away. An hour later, when I powered up the phone, there were 22 miscall from ‘Jeffery Viva’. I called back, and he excitedly said “your number is 402!” I was stunned, “402 quite nice ar! he said, trying to play down the issue. I ddidn’t know what to make of this. I thought it was some kind of a joke, because I always joke with him that I want 8888 for the number plate. “JPJ already issue the number and the runner could not pull back in time he heard this”. My heart totally sank to an ultra low. What a luck I exclaim.